One Downside to My Hair Surgery

What if my unidentified skull is found on the side of the road and a forensic sculptor is called in to recreate what I might have looked like? And then he would garner from my bone structure that I had nasty curly hair and build a clay face with curly hair and put it out there to the media under the title "Dead White Lady: Police Seek Leads to Corpse's Identity." But no one would call me in because they'd be like "Well that kinda looks like our old missing friend but not really because her hair was stuh-rayt. I guess we'll probably never know what happened to her that time she got into the van with no windows."