Monday, March 31, 2008

Business Idea II

So, like, I don't exactly know the specifics of the factors at play, but whatever. My understanding is that if you're even a part Native American, you get a biiiig chunk of your education subsidized. So.

We open a sperm bank, pay Native American dudes way more than the usual amount for their donations, and then charge ladies who want to buy the sperm, like, $10,000 instead of $500 for their dose. The donors win big, the sperm bank wins big, and the overpaying parents win big because they save tens of thousands of dollars on higher education.

JUST SAYING. I'm sure there are absolutely no legal issues hindering the development of this idea.

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