Sunday, February 10, 2008

If You Are Running Low on Cockroaches

Drop by, because I have a whole bunch living under the top of my oven. I should warn you, though, before you get excited about the price, they're all deformed and poisoned because they recently started spraying in my building, so the bugs have lumps and they walk crooked and their wings are ripped off and they're too dumb to run away when I'm around. One walked under the arch of my foot the other day. It's so gross. I never had them UNTIL they started spraying the rest of the apartments, and then they came here for safety.

Last week I sprayed one with Sure Shot three times, then lit it on fire when it walked across one of my burners. And it still ran off. Stupid Die Hard roach.

Vo. Mi. Ting.

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