1. Anything about your ex (even "My last girlfriend would never do THAT!")
2. Details about the last time you masturbated.
3. Info about your psychoactive med regimen ("I didn't think I could orgasm because I'm on Zoloft!")
4. Any comment about where I work (as in, "Wow, I see you learned something from [famous sex book I recently did a relase for]!"
5. Glimpses into your issues. ("Usually I get really depressed right after sex!")
Last month, during my first and last sleepover with a well-meaning guy, I experienced items one through five.
I believe that honestly has its role in, say, the legal system. But in bed? Shut up. Please.
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