Class tonight was boring. I made fun of someone (white, obvs) who asked me which numbers to subtract when the formula was right in front of her. Then my lab partners had this conversation.
Lab partner 1: Man, if I didn't know you [The Imaginary Nurse], I would think you are so sarcastic.
Lab partner 2: Well, I do know her [The Imaginary Nurse], and I still think she's sarcastic.
Lab partner 1: Right. But I mean I'd think what a sarcastic bitch.
Sure ladies, but just to be clear, I'm not just a sarcastic bitch. I am the sarcastic bitch who got ANOTHER 100 on her test and is ruining your curve/GPA/chances of getting into some school/future/life.
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