1. Things I have lost in my apartment in the last two weeks:
- $250 gift card
- my camera
- a cinnamon roll while I was eating it
- groceries (including 5 liters of Diet Coke)
- flowers
- lipstick and eyeshadow
- a candy thermometer, a coffee spoon, and a dishtowel with a hilarious catticism on it
- a purple yoga top
- 9 pairs of socks, 1 pair of leggings, 10 pairs of thunderpants
- 3 shirts
- 168 pounds of cat litter
- cinnamon roll ingredients
- toffee, chocolate-pb rice krispie bars
- 6 steaks (for my brother)
- 12-pack cat food
- 4-pack toilet paper (used to help keep things in place)
1 comment:
Hilarrs!
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