Did I Ever Show You The Awesome Maternity T-Shirt I Designed?

Pretty awesome, right? You can order it here.

Artist's Rendering of What My Teacher Looks Like

(Click for hi res.) And yes, I'm deeply ashamed that we are two months into the semester and she still has no nickname. She recently told us to bring in a one-page biography, which means we can tell her where we're from, which means she'll tell us where she's from. I trust a suitable name will evolve from there.