A True -- And VERY SAD -- Story

Last night I almost died, and I have the coroner's report ilustration to prove it. The image below is a top view of my pillow as I was going to sleep.


Then the good cat came over and curled up over my eyes, like an adorable little eye pillow. And it was wonderful. (image 2)

BUT THEN the other cat came up and curled over the top of my face, putting her paws over my nose and her gigantic, gigantic body over my mouth. (image 3)


If you have met her then you already know that it was an absolute brush with death.