Monday, August 4, 2008

Two New Lows

Last week I turned off Intervention before the first commercial. A whiny bulimic boozer dude? Snore.

Then tonight I started walking to the gym and then was so tired I turned around before I was halfway down the block. But don't worry, I ate two dinners to make up for it.

I bet if I died I'd look like the Montauk Monster.

2 comments:

Toddspot said...

a) there is nothing more boring than bulimia. i mean, people don't even die from it anymore.

b) if you eat large amounts of food fast enough it's kinda like cardio. and if that doesn't work, throw it up. who needs the gym?

color me supportive on all accounts, lowly.

Unknown said...

I passed by the whiny drunk dude too and didn't stop. Btw, that guy on PR has GOT to stop referring to himself in the third person!