:::MISSING ENDANGERED::: Squooshy Webber

Name:		Squooshy Weber
Classification:		Endangered Missing
Alias / Nickname:		Platty
Date of Birth:		1994
Date Missing:		8/27/08
From City/State:		The Imaginary Nurse's Bed
Missing From (Country):		US
Age at Time of Disappearance:		13
Gender:		Male
Race:		Platypus
Height:		10 inches
Weight:		8 Ounces
Hair Color:		Grey and Teal
Eye Color:		Blue
Identifying Characteristics:		Is a stuffed platypus
Circumstances of Disappearance:		Squooshy was last seen lounging on the bed of The Imaginary Nurse prior to an unannounced visit from her cleaning lady. Past visits have resulted in Squooshy being placed in the hamper, inside rolled-up sheets, in the shoe rack, in the cat toy pile, behind the television, and between couch cushions. Investigators theorize that cleaning lady thinks The Imaginary Nurse is too old to have stuffed animals. (The Imaginary Nurse would like to know how her cleaning lady expects her to hold her chin up while she sleeps if there is no stuffed platypus to wedge beneath her.) Squooshy went missing along with an eye mask that was later found under a pile of boxes in the corner of the room.
Investigating authorities:		FBI, NCIS, TIN
Reward:		Warm, fuzzy feeling (and warm, fuzzy platypus)
Contact:		theimaginarynurse@gmail.com