Back to School with The Imaginary Nurse

Join me as I attend junior college part-time to take the prerequisites to get into nursing school in 2010. Alternatively, please consider shooting me in the face.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Overheard at the Gay Card Store

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Store guy: "Can I help you?" 50something Superqueen: "God helps those who helps ourselves, honey. I'm looking for a gradu...

Monday, June 22, 2009

MacArthur Genius Grant Award to Me, Please

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For years I struggled with wanting to eat Pluck U chicken fingers (hot sauce, obviously), but also something chewy. Or a chicken sandwich, ...

Sunday, June 7, 2009

The Call of the Wild

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So I was watching Into the Wild last night, and all I could think of during the scenes where it was snowy out and the guy found a school bu...

Semester End Wrap-Up

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A is for Anatomy, friends. ZZ is for my physiology. Ever since class ended, I've been reliving my sleeping glory days -- 12 hours a nigh...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

It's What You Don't Say That Matters Most

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Me: And then I went to a Leonard Cohen concert and [blah blah something happened]. Shrink: Leonard Cohen concert?! He's still alive?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

New Fallback Career

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Without even realizing it, I have recently become fluent in super-corporate-speak. I'm like a jargon robot! I discovered this when a fri...

Upsides to Downswings

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Sorry to make my blog so insanely personal for a second you know it's not my style but the fact is that for the last two months, I'v...

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The Imaginary Nurse: I'm in my 30s, I have a good job and I hate school... so it totally makes sense that I should go back.

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